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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

pasiphile:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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SUE

sumrlybadusername:

really late request pic for paperjammies  

due to getting bombarded by work 

so I’m gonna have to close requests for a longggggggg while

nubbsgalore:

honduran white tent bats roosting under a heliconia leaf, which they sever down the length of its midrib to create a ‘tent’ that provides a waterproof shelter and protection from potential predators. 

linear-relationships:

linear-relationships:

I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.

A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets

jackfrostciicle:

choosechoice:

Children’s gender roles as imposed on adults. Very ,very, very well done.

thats the realest shit

alternianspidermoth:

ATTENTION TUMBLR

I was shopping at my local Kroger when I discovered this little cat outside. There are lots of strays in the area, but this one came up to me and I decided to take her home with me. She was covered in sewage and mud and I couldn’t just leave her to wallow in filth!!! So I gave her a bath and got her nice and clean.

Unfortunately, I already own two cats and a dog, so my family can’t afford to keep her. My dad said that she can stay in my care until we find her a home, so this is where you guys come in!

She’s a really sweet Siamese kitten, and she’s approx. 2-4 months old. She’s very affectionate (even after dumping her in a bath she’s curled up all over me purring.

I live in central Mississippi, so if you know anyone in the area who’s interested in a cat please message me!!! If you don’t live nearby please signal boost! The town I live in is pretty rural and lots of people don’t like cats, but I don’t just want to leave her out to die.

Please please please!!! Let this get around and help me find this girl a home!!!

ahungrygirlsweightlossjourney:

katwaterflame:

josiephone:

Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.

STOP. STOP NOW.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?

Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.

I swear people don’t even think this stuff out. 
Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive. 
Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you?

So now.
Support beekeepers.
Support bees.

buzz.

I had to reblog just for “DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?" because it made me realize that some people really don’t!

THANK YOU.

joshpeck:

when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them

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beauxbatons:

thephilyptian:

"PALESTINIAN GIRL, YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD"

"When someone enrols in the medicine school that one of the longest schooling required profession, by the time they finish school they will be around 30-or at least on their late 20s. But not for this girl; Eqbal Asa’d is a Palestinian Muslim woman that started the Medicine school when she was just 14 years old, ‘myhijab.info’ reports. Asa’d got her Bachelor degree in Medicine with Honors and was set by the Guinness World Records as the youngest doctor in the World, according to the report. She has been signed to go to Ohio, U.S to continue her education even further and become a Pediatrician."  - Source

YOU GUYS SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. SHE IS A FEMALE, A MUSLIM AND A MINORITY. AND SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. 

WHY ARE WE NOT HEARING MORE ABOUT HER?

you know damn well why